Mostly Angels in the Sky

Glenn Howard Van Volkinburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43701, (7 Sep 1920 - 19 Nov 2000)

Relationships:

7th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
7th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Howard Wendell Van Volkinburg¹ B: 18 Jan 1900, D: Nov 1978

Vital Statistics

Born: Glenn Howard Van Volkinburg was born on Tuesday, 7 Sep 1920, at Brownsmeed, Polk County, Oregon^G.¹
Died on Sunday, 19 Nov 2000 at Monmonth, Polk County, Oregon^G, at age 80 years, 2 months and 12 days.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Glenn Howard Van Volkinburg was the son of: Howard Wendell Van Volkinburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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William Perry Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43702, (c 1902 - 1912)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg¹ B: bt 12 Sep 1866 - 1867, D: 1 May 1953

Mother*

Arminta Hann¹ B: 4 Feb 1868, D: 12 Oct 1936

Vital Statistics

Born: William Perry Van Valkenburg was born circa 1902, at Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in 1912 at Oregon^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

William Perry Van Valkenburg was the son of: Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg and Arminta Hann.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Arnold Arthur Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43703, (20 Jun 1904 - 13 Jun 1939)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg¹ B: bt 12 Sep 1866 - 1867, D: 1 May 1953

Mother*

Arminta Hann¹ B: 4 Feb 1868, D: 12 Oct 1936

Vital Statistics

Born: Arnold Arthur Van Valkenburg was born on Monday, 20 Jun 1904, at Mist, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died on Tuesday, 13 Jun 1939 at Warrenton, Clatsop County, Oregon^G, at age 34 years, 11 months and 24 days.¹
Interred after 13 Jun 1939 at Ocean View Cemetery, Clatsop County, Oregon^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Arnold Arthur Van Valkenburg was the son of: Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg and Arminta Hann.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Mary E. Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43704, (c 1869 - )

Relationships:

5th cousin 4 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 7 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

William Van Valkenburg¹ B: 16 Jan 1813, D: 31 Aug 1893

Mother*

Caroline Sauers¹ B: 28 Feb 1824, D: 1 Feb 1902

Vital Statistics

Born: Mary E. Van Valkenburg was born circa 1869, at Limestone, Kankakee County, Illinois^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Mary E. Van Valkenburg was the daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43705, (4 Apr 1870 - 1948)

Relationships:

5th cousin 4 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 7 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

William Van Valkenburg¹ B: 16 Jan 1813, D: 31 Aug 1893

Mother*

Caroline Sauers¹ B: 28 Feb 1824, D: 1 Feb 1902

Vital Statistics

Born: Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg was born on Monday, 4 Apr 1870, at Huntsville, Madison County, Arkansas^G.¹
Died in 1948 at age 77 years.¹
Interred in 1948 at Junction City, Lane County, Oregon^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg was the daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: her married name became Mrs. Wege (née Van Valkenburg).
Name-Married: on Wednesday, 20 Apr 1887, her married name became Mrs. Lonkey (née Van Valkenburg).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Sarah and Jack Wege were married.¹
Marriage	Wednesday, 20 Apr 1887, Sarah, age 17 years and 16 days, and Frank Lonkey, age 31 years and 11 months were married at Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Sarah and Jack Wege were married.¹

Marriage

Wednesday, 20 Apr 1887, Sarah, age 17 years and 16 days, and Frank Lonkey, age 31 years and 11 months were married at Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹

Children of: Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg and Frank Lonkey

Oliver Lonkey¹ B: 18 Dec 1887, D: May 1973
Alonzo Lonkey¹ B: Jul 1890
William Lonkey¹ B: 14 Nov 1892, D: Apr 1968
Elgin Lonkey¹ B: 24 Dec 1894, D: Jan 1973
Frank Lonkey¹ B: 11 Jun 1903, D: Mar 1978
Fred Lonkey¹ B: bt 3 Sep 1908 - 1909, D: May 1979

Census Records

Census	Date/Location/Comment	Others Same Household
Census-1880	1880, Nehalem, Columbia County, Oregon^G	William Van Valkenburg, Caroline Sauers, William E. Van Valkenburg, James E. Van Valkenburg and Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg²

Census

Date/Location/Comment

Others Same Household

Census-1880

1880, Nehalem, Columbia County, Oregon^G

William Van Valkenburg, Caroline Sauers, William E. Van Valkenburg, James E. Van Valkenburg and Benjamin Franklin Van Valkenburg²

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.
[S98] 1 Jun 1880, Digital, FamilySearch.org, 35 NW Temple Street, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake County, Utah, https://tinyurl.com/y9djv69w Tenth Census of the United States, 1880.

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Frank Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43706, (May 1855 - )

Vital Statistics

Born: Frank Lonkey was born in May 1855, at Ontario, Canada^G.¹

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Wednesday, 20 Apr 1887, Frank, age 31 years and 11 months, and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg, age 17 years and 16 days, daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers, were married at Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Wednesday, 20 Apr 1887, Frank, age 31 years and 11 months, and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg, age 17 years and 16 days, daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers, were married at Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹

Children of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg

Oliver Lonkey¹ B: 18 Dec 1887, D: May 1973
Alonzo Lonkey¹ B: Jul 1890
William Lonkey¹ B: 14 Nov 1892, D: Apr 1968
Elgin Lonkey¹ B: 24 Dec 1894, D: Jan 1973
Frank Lonkey¹ B: 11 Jun 1903, D: Mar 1978
Fred Lonkey¹ B: bt 3 Sep 1908 - 1909, D: May 1979

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Jack Wege¹

TMG ID:43707

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Jack and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg, daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers, were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Jack and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg, daughter of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers, were married.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Oliver Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43708, (18 Dec 1887 - May 1973)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Oliver Lonkey was born on Sunday, 18 Dec 1887, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in May 1973 at Oregon^G at age 85 years and 4 months.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Oliver Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Alonzo Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43709, (Jul 1890 - )

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Alonzo Lonkey was born in Jul 1890, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Alonzo Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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William Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43710, (14 Nov 1892 - Apr 1968)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: William Lonkey was born on Monday, 14 Nov 1892, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in Apr 1968 at Oregon^G at age 75 years and 4 months.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

William Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Elgin Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43711, (24 Dec 1894 - Jan 1973)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Elgin Lonkey was born on Monday, 24 Dec 1894, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in Jan 1973 at Oregon^G at age 78 years.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Elgin Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Oliver John Runion¹

Family

TMG ID:43713, (c 1891 - )

Father*

David Runion¹

Mother*

May E. Oliver¹

Vital Statistics

Born: Oliver John Runion was born circa 1891, at Missouri^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Oliver John Runion was the son of: David Runion and May E. Oliver.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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David Runion¹

Family

TMG ID:43714

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	David and May E. Oliver were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

David and May E. Oliver were married.¹

Child of: David Runion and May E. Oliver

Oliver John Runion¹ B: c 1891

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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May E. Oliver¹

Family

TMG ID:43715

Alias(es)

Name-Married: her married name became Mrs. Runion (née Oliver).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	May and David Runion were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

May and David Runion were married.¹

Child of: May E. Oliver and David Runion

Oliver John Runion¹ B: c 1891

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Frank Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43716, (11 Jun 1903 - Mar 1978)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Frank Lonkey was born on Thursday, 11 Jun 1903, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in Mar 1978 at Oregon^G at age 74 years and 8 months.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Frank Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Fred Lonkey¹

Family

TMG ID:43717, (bt 3 Sep 1908 - 1909 - May 1979)

Relationships:

6th cousin 3 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 6 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Frank Lonkey¹ B: May 1855

Mother*

Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: 4 Apr 1870, D: 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Fred Lonkey was born between 3 Sep 1908 and 1909, at Nehalem Precinct, Columbia County, Oregon^G.¹
Died in May 1979 at Oregon^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Fred Lonkey was the son of: Frank Lonkey and Sarah Elizabeth Van Valkenburg.¹

Alias(es)

Nick-Name: his nickname was "Freddie"¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Frank Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43718, (c 1862 - )

Relationships:

5th cousin 4 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 7 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

William Van Valkenburg¹ B: 16 Jan 1813, D: 31 Aug 1893

Mother*

Caroline Sauers¹ B: 28 Feb 1824, D: 1 Feb 1902

Vital Statistics

Born: Frank Van Valkenburg was born circa 1862, at Kankakee County, Illinois^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Frank Van Valkenburg was the son of: William Van Valkenburg and Caroline Sauers.¹

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	circa 1813, Frank and Catherine Bellinger were married at Schoharie County, New York^G.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

circa 1813, Frank and Catherine Bellinger were married at Schoharie County, New York^G.¹

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Gilbert Van Valkenburg¹

Family

TMG ID:43719, (c 1815 - b 1871)

Relationships:

4th cousin 5 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
4th cousin 8 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Thomas Van Valkenburg¹ B: 15 Apr 1785

Mother*

Harriet (?)¹ B: c 1790

Vital Statistics

Born: Gilbert Van Valkenburg was born circa 1815, at New York^G.¹
Died before 1871 at Hocking County, Ohio^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Gilbert Van Valkenburg was the son of: Thomas Van Valkenburg and Harriet (?)¹

Union(s)

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Friday, 23 May 1834, Gilbert and Rose Ann Seyfer were married at Hocking County, Ohio^G.¹

Children of: Gilbert Van Valkenburg and Rose Ann Seyfer

Perry Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1835
Emily Van Valkenburg+¹ B: c 1836
Sarah Jane Van Valkenburg+¹ B: bt 17 Mar 1836 - 1837, D: 9 Oct 1925
Mary Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1839
Rachel A. Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1840
Catherine Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1842
Esther A. Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1843
Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1844
William Voltinburg¹ B: c 1848
Lydia Van Valkenburg¹ B: 1849
Achsah Ann Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1852
Sarah M. Van Valkenburg+¹ B: May 1855
Isaac Perry Van Valkenburg+¹ B: 10 Apr 1857, D: 15 Nov 1935
Gilbert Van Valkenburg¹ B: 10 Apr 1857

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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Rose Ann Seyfer¹

Family

TMG ID:43720, (c 1812 - )

Vital Statistics

Born: Rose Ann Seyfer was born circa 1812, at Pennsylvania^G.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: on Friday, 23 May 1834, her married name became Mrs. Van Valkenburg (née Seyfer).

Union(s)

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Friday, 23 May 1834, Rose and Gilbert Van Valkenburg, son of: Thomas Van Valkenburg and Harriet (?), were married at Hocking County, Ohio^G.¹

Children of: Rose Ann Seyfer and Gilbert Van Valkenburg

Perry Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1835
Emily Van Valkenburg+¹ B: c 1836
Sarah Jane Van Valkenburg+¹ B: bt 17 Mar 1836 - 1837, D: 9 Oct 1925
Mary Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1839
Rachel A. Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1840
Catherine Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1842
Esther A. Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1843
Elizabeth Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1844
William Voltinburg¹ B: c 1848
Lydia Van Valkenburg¹ B: 1849
Achsah Ann Van Valkenburg¹ B: c 1852
Sarah M. Van Valkenburg+¹ B: May 1855
Isaac Perry Van Valkenburg+¹ B: 10 Apr 1857, D: 15 Nov 1935
Gilbert Van Valkenburg¹ B: 10 Apr 1857

Citations

[S589] National Association of the Van Valkenburg(h) Family, online <http://tinyurl.com/p6hd6h6>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - Van Valkenburg Assoc.

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— Will Rogers
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— Will Rogers
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— Will Rogers
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— Will Rogers
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
— Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
— Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
— Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
— Will Rogers
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
— Will Rogers
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
— Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
— Will Rogers
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
— Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
— Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
— Will Rogers
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
— Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
— Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
— Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
— Will Rogers
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
— Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
— Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
— Will Rogers
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
— Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
— Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
— Will Rogers
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
— Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
— Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
— Will Rogers
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
— Will Rogers
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
— Will Rogers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
— Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
— Will Rogers
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
— Will Rogers
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
— Will Rogers
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
— Will Rogers
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
— Will Rogers
Every person you will pass on the street today is going to die. Living long enough, each will suffer the loss of friends and family. All are going to lose everything they love in this world. Why would one want to be anything but kind to them in the meantime?
— Sam Harris
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is what you make it. Always has been, always will be.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You have to accept whatever comes, and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Never allow a person to tell you 'no' who doesn't have the power to say 'yes.'
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Happiness is not a goal...it's a by-product of a life well lived.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
No one won the last war, and no one will win the next war.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Work is always an antidote to depression.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do …
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Remember always that you have not only the right to be an individual; you have an obligation to be one. You cannot make any useful contribution in life unless you do this.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It's your life-but only if you make it so.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping-stone to the optimist.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Every time you meet a situation you think at the time it is an impossibility and you go through the tortures of the damned, once you have met it and lived through it, you find that forever after you are freer than you were before.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes. In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Courage is exhilarating.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Freedom makes a huge requirement of every human being. With freedom comes responsibility. For the person who is unwilling to grow up, the person who does not want to carry his own weight, this is a frightening prospect.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
There is not human being from whom we cannot learn something if we are interested enough to dig deep.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
— Eleanor Roosevelt
As for accomplishments, I just did what I had to do as things came along.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Lest I keep my complacent way I must remember somewhere out there a person died for me today. As long as there must be war, I ask and I must answer was I worth dying for?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The giving of love is an education in itself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
We do not have to become heroes overnight. Just a step at a time, meeting each thing that comes up, seeing it as not as dreadful as it appears, discovering that we have the strength to stare it down.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
All of life is a constant education.
— Eleanor Roosevelt

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