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Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹

Family

TMG ID:69121, (27 Feb 1859 - 1937)

Vital Statistics

Born: Eliza Jane Daniels Heck was born on Sunday, 27 Feb 1859, at Westmoreland County, Virginia^G.¹
Died in 1937 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 77 years.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: on Thursday, 1 Apr 1880, her married name became Mrs. Parker (née Heck).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Thursday, 1 Apr 1880, Eliza, age 21 years, 1 month and 5 days, and John Wesley Parker, age 24 years, 10 months and 29 days, son of: James F. Parker and Elizabeth Ann Alkire, were married at Johnson County, Missouri^G.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Thursday, 1 Apr 1880, Eliza, age 21 years, 1 month and 5 days, and John Wesley Parker, age 24 years, 10 months and 29 days, son of: James F. Parker and Elizabeth Ann Alkire, were married at Johnson County, Missouri^G.¹

Children of: Eliza Jane Daniels Heck and John Wesley Parker

Jasper Newton Parker+¹ B: Jun 1881, D: 1977
Claude Wesley Parker+¹ B: Aug 1883, D: 1960
Elizabeth Ann Parker¹ B: Aug 1887, D: 1918
Ada Wiluel Parker¹ B: Nov 1891
Eldredge L. Parker¹ B: Oct 1893, D: 1976
Glenndys J. Parker¹ B: 18 Feb 1898, D: 20 Sep 1996

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Jasper Newton Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69122, (Jun 1881 - 1977)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Jasper Newton Parker was born in Jun 1881, at Warrensburg, Johnson County, Missouri^G.¹
Died in 1977 at Maricopa County, Arizona^G, at age 95 years.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Jasper Newton Parker was the son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	1905, Jasper, age 23 years, and Maud (?), age 20 years were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

1905, Jasper, age 23 years, and Maud (?), age 20 years were married.¹

Child of: Jasper Newton Parker and Maud (?)

Mary Parker¹ B: 1907

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Maud (?)¹

Family

TMG ID:69123, (1885 - )

Vital Statistics

Born: Maud (?) was born in 1885.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: in 1905, her married name became Mrs. Parker.

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	1905, Maud, age 20 years, and Jasper Newton Parker, age 23 years, son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck, were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

1905, Maud, age 20 years, and Jasper Newton Parker, age 23 years, son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck, were married.¹

Child of: Maud (?) and Jasper Newton Parker

Mary Parker¹ B: 1907

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Mary Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69124, (1907 - )

Relationships:

6th cousin 1 time removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 4 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Jasper Newton Parker¹ B: Jun 1881, D: 1977

Mother*

Maud (?)¹ B: 1885

Vital Statistics

Born: Mary Parker was born in 1907, at South Dakota^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Mary Parker was the daughter of: Jasper Newton Parker and Maud (?)¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Claude Wesley Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69125, (Aug 1883 - 1960)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Claude Wesley Parker was born in Aug 1883, at Warrensburg, Johnson County, Missouri^G.¹
Died in 1960 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 76 years.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Claude Wesley Parker was the son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	1906, Claude, age 22 years, and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller, age 21 years were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

1906, Claude, age 22 years, and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller, age 21 years were married.¹

Children of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller

John W. Parker¹ B: 1907
Elsie Parker¹ B: 3 Mar 1908, D: Jan 1991
Claire Wesley Parker¹ B: 11 Mar 1912, D: 19 Sep 1992
Uel Parker¹ B: 1916

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller¹

Family

TMG ID:69126, (26 Jul 1884 - 1933)

Vital Statistics

Born: Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller was born on Saturday, 26 Jul 1884.¹
Died in 1933 at South Dakota^G at age 48 years.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: in 1906, her married name became Mrs. Parker (née Miller).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	1906, Karen, age 21 years, and Claude Wesley Parker, age 22 years, son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck, were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

1906, Karen, age 21 years, and Claude Wesley Parker, age 22 years, son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck, were married.¹

Children of: Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller and Claude Wesley Parker

John W. Parker¹ B: 1907
Elsie Parker¹ B: 3 Mar 1908, D: Jan 1991
Claire Wesley Parker¹ B: 11 Mar 1912, D: 19 Sep 1992
Uel Parker¹ B: 1916

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

John W. Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69127, (1907 - )

Relationships:

6th cousin 1 time removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 4 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Claude Wesley Parker¹ B: Aug 1883, D: 1960

Mother*

Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller¹ B: 26 Jul 1884, D: 1933

Vital Statistics

Born: John W. Parker was born in 1907, at South Dakota^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

John W. Parker was the son of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Elsie Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69128, (3 Mar 1908 - Jan 1991)

Relationships:

6th cousin 1 time removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 4 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Claude Wesley Parker¹ B: Aug 1883, D: 1960

Mother*

Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller¹ B: 26 Jul 1884, D: 1933

Vital Statistics

Born: Elsie Parker was born on Tuesday, 3 Mar 1908, at South Dakota^G.¹
Died in Jan 1991 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 82 years and 9 months.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Elsie Parker was the daughter of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: her married name became Mrs. Nyhaug (née Parker).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Elsie and Martin Nyhaug were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Elsie and Martin Nyhaug were married.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Martin Nyhaug¹

TMG ID:69129, (20 Apr 1902 - Nov 1985)

Vital Statistics

Born: Martin Nyhaug was born on Sunday, 20 Apr 1902, at South Dakota^G.¹
Died in Nov 1985 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 83 years and 6 months.¹

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Martin and Elsie Parker, daughter of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller, were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Martin and Elsie Parker, daughter of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller, were married.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Claire Wesley Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69130, (11 Mar 1912 - 19 Sep 1992)

Relationships:

6th cousin 1 time removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 4 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Claude Wesley Parker¹ B: Aug 1883, D: 1960

Mother*

Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller¹ B: 26 Jul 1884, D: 1933

Vital Statistics

Born: Claire Wesley Parker was born on Monday, 11 Mar 1912, at South Dakota^G.¹
Died on Saturday, 19 Sep 1992 at Los Angeles, Los Angeles County, California^G, at age 80 years, 6 months and 8 days.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Claire Wesley Parker was the son of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Uel Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69131, (1916 - )

Relationships:

6th cousin 1 time removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
6th cousin 4 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Claude Wesley Parker¹ B: Aug 1883, D: 1960

Mother*

Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller¹ B: 26 Jul 1884, D: 1933

Vital Statistics

Born: Uel Parker was born in 1916, at South Dakota^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Uel Parker was the daughter of: Claude Wesley Parker and Karen Margrethe Jensen Miller.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Elizabeth Ann Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69132, (Aug 1887 - 1918)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Elizabeth Ann Parker was born in Aug 1887.¹
Died in 1918 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 30 years.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Elizabeth Ann Parker was the daughter of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Ada Wiluel Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69133, (Nov 1891 - )

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Ada Wiluel Parker was born in Nov 1891, at Missouri^G.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Ada Wiluel Parker was the daughter of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Eldredge L. Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69134, (Oct 1893 - 1976)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Eldredge L. Parker was born in Oct 1893.¹
Died in 1976 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 82 years.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Eldredge L. Parker was the son of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Glenndys J. Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69135, (18 Feb 1898 - 20 Sep 1996)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

John Wesley Parker¹ B: 3 May 1855, D: 14 Aug 1944

Mother*

Eliza Jane Daniels Heck¹ B: 27 Feb 1859, D: 1937

Vital Statistics

Born: Glenndys J. Parker was born on Friday, 18 Feb 1898.¹
Died on Friday, 20 Sep 1996 at Sioux Falls, Minnehaha County, South Dakota^G, at age 98 years, 7 months and 2 days.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Glenndys J. Parker was the daughter of: John Wesley Parker and Eliza Jane Daniels Heck.¹

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Lillian H. Rankin¹

Family

TMG ID:69136, (5 Aug 1860 - 21 Jan 1948)

Father*

Asher H. Rankin¹ B: 1834, D: b 1900

Mother*

Mary Ellen Couchman¹ B: 25 Jul 1837, D: 8 Feb 1907

Vital Statistics

Born: Lillian H. Rankin was born on Sunday, 5 Aug 1860, at Johnson County, Missouri^G.¹
Died on Wednesday, 21 Jan 1948 at Liberal, Barton County, Missouri^G, at age 87 years, 5 months and 16 days. Details as recorded: 02:00 PM Cause of Death: pneumonia and complications for 2 weeks Due to: senility Death Certificate ID: 100. The informant on the Death Certificate was: Roy Isaac Parker.^1,2

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Lillian H. Rankin was the daughter of: Asher H. Rankin and Mary Ellen Couchman.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: on Sunday, 19 Jan 1879, her married name became Mrs. Parker (née Rankin).

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Sunday, 19 Jan 1879, Lillian, age 18 years, 5 months and 14 days, and Isaac Newton Parker, age 18 years, 7 months and 9 days, son of: James F. Parker and Elizabeth Ann Alkire, were married at Cass County, Missouri^G.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Sunday, 19 Jan 1879, Lillian, age 18 years, 5 months and 14 days, and Isaac Newton Parker, age 18 years, 7 months and 9 days, son of: James F. Parker and Elizabeth Ann Alkire, were married at Cass County, Missouri^G.¹

Children of: Lillian H. Rankin and Isaac Newton Parker

Lelia Ethel Parker+¹ B: 5 Aug 1881, D: 14 Oct 1942
William Edgar Parker+¹ B: 26 Mar 1884, D: 4 May 1970
Charles Asher Parker+¹ B: 10 Jan 1886, D: 4 Mar 1972
Ella Elizabeth Parker+¹ B: 29 Sep 1889, D: 1 Jan 1982
Edith Mirtle Parker¹ B: 20 Jan 1893, D: 1 Jan 1949
Roy Isaac Parker+¹ B: 31 Mar 1896, D: 15 Mar 1987
Ruby Parker+¹ B: 17 Nov 1897, D: 2 Mar 1992
Pearl Parker¹ B: 17 Nov 1897, D: 26 Oct 1902
Elton Parker+¹ B: 6 Jun 1902, D: 19 Dec 1987

Witnessed Events & Occasions

Activity	Details
Death	Tuesday, 8 Jan 1946, Lillian H. Rankin was the informant on the death certtificate for Isaac Newton Parker.^1,2

Activity

Details

Death

Tuesday, 8 Jan 1946, Lillian H. Rankin was the informant on the death certtificate for Isaac Newton Parker.^1,2

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.
[S670] Missouri Death Certificates, online <http://tinyurl.com/ez4uw>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - MO Death Recs.

Last Edited

22 Feb 2013

Asher H. Rankin¹

Family

TMG ID:69137, (1834 - b 1900)

Vital Statistics

Born: Asher H. Rankin was born in 1834, at Missouri^G.¹
Died before 1900 at Missouri^G.¹

Alias(es)

Nick-Name: his nickname was "A.H."²

Union(s)

Event	Details/Notes
Marriage	Asher and Mary Ellen Couchman were married.¹

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Asher and Mary Ellen Couchman were married.¹

Child of: Asher H. Rankin and Mary Ellen Couchman

Lillian H. Rankin+¹ B: 5 Aug 1860, D: 21 Jan 1948

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.
[S670] Missouri Death Certificates, online <http://tinyurl.com/ez4uw>. Hereinafter cited as Internet - MO Death Recs.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Mary Ellen Couchman¹

Family

TMG ID:69138, (25 Jul 1837 - 8 Feb 1907)

Vital Statistics

Born: Mary Ellen Couchman was born on Tuesday, 25 Jul 1837, at Kentucky^G.¹
Died on Friday, 8 Feb 1907 at Barton County, Missouri^G, at age 69 years, 6 months and 14 days.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: her married name became Mrs. Rankin (née Couchman).

Union(s)

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Mary and Asher H. Rankin were married.¹

Child of: Mary Ellen Couchman and Asher H. Rankin

Lillian H. Rankin+¹ B: 5 Aug 1860, D: 21 Jan 1948

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Lelia Ethel Parker¹

Family

TMG ID:69139, (5 Aug 1881 - 14 Oct 1942)

Relationships:

5th cousin 2 times removed of Elsie Dora Lewis
5th cousin 5 times removed of Descendant Wagner

Father*

Isaac Newton Parker¹ B: 10 Jun 1860, D: 8 Jan 1946

Mother*

Lillian H. Rankin¹ B: 5 Aug 1860, D: 21 Jan 1948

Vital Statistics

Born: Lelia Ethel Parker was born on Friday, 5 Aug 1881, at Missouri^G.¹
Died on Wednesday, 14 Oct 1942 at age 61 years, 2 months and 9 days.¹

Obituary & Other Vital Info

Lelia Ethel Parker was the daughter of: Isaac Newton Parker and Lillian H. Rankin.¹

Alias(es)

Name-Married: her married name became Mrs. Mock (née Parker).

Union(s)

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Lelia and Oscar H. Mock were married.¹

Children of: Lelia Ethel Parker and Oscar H. Mock

Harold Mock¹ B: 1906
Lillian L. Mock¹ B: 1910
Delbert Wayne Mock¹ B: 5 Aug 1912, D: 7 Aug 1996
Donald Mock¹ B: c 1915
Juanita Mock¹ B: c 1919

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

Oscar H. Mock¹

Family

TMG ID:69140, (1879 - )

Vital Statistics

Born: Oscar H. Mock was born in 1879, at Missouri^G.¹

Union(s)

Event

Details/Notes

Marriage

Oscar and Lelia Ethel Parker, daughter of: Isaac Newton Parker and Lillian H. Rankin, were married.¹

Children of: Oscar H. Mock and Lelia Ethel Parker

Harold Mock¹ B: 1906
Lillian L. Mock¹ B: 1910
Delbert Wayne Mock¹ B: 5 Aug 1912, D: 7 Aug 1996
Donald Mock¹ B: c 1915
Juanita Mock¹ B: c 1919

Citations

[S778] Martin Sterling Giesing, online http://tinyurl.com/jxbd738, Martin Sterling Giesing (69061) (e-mail address), updated as of 17 Apr 2009.

Last Edited

1 Feb 2013

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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
— Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
— Will Rogers
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
— Will Rogers
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
— Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
— Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
— Will Rogers
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
— Will Rogers
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
— Will Rogers
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
— Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
— Will Rogers
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
— Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
— Will Rogers
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
— Will Rogers
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
— Will Rogers
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
— Will Rogers
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
— Will Rogers
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
— Will Rogers
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
— Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
— Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
— Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
— Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
— Will Rogers
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
— Will Rogers
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
— Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
— Will Rogers
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
— Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
— Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
— Will Rogers
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
— Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
— Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
— Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
— Will Rogers
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
— Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
— Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
— Will Rogers
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
— Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
— Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
— Will Rogers
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
— Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
— Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
— Will Rogers
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
— Will Rogers
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
— Will Rogers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
— Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
— Will Rogers
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
— Will Rogers
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
— Will Rogers
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
— Will Rogers
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
— Will Rogers
Every person you will pass on the street today is going to die. Living long enough, each will suffer the loss of friends and family. All are going to lose everything they love in this world. Why would one want to be anything but kind to them in the meantime?
— Sam Harris
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is what you make it. Always has been, always will be.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
You have to accept whatever comes, and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Never allow a person to tell you 'no' who doesn't have the power to say 'yes.'
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Happiness is not a goal...it's a by-product of a life well lived.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
No one won the last war, and no one will win the next war.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Work is always an antidote to depression.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do …
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Remember always that you have not only the right to be an individual; you have an obligation to be one. You cannot make any useful contribution in life unless you do this.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It's your life-but only if you make it so.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping-stone to the optimist.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Every time you meet a situation you think at the time it is an impossibility and you go through the tortures of the damned, once you have met it and lived through it, you find that forever after you are freer than you were before.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes. In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Courage is exhilarating.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Freedom makes a huge requirement of every human being. With freedom comes responsibility. For the person who is unwilling to grow up, the person who does not want to carry his own weight, this is a frightening prospect.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
There is not human being from whom we cannot learn something if we are interested enough to dig deep.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
— Eleanor Roosevelt
As for accomplishments, I just did what I had to do as things came along.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Lest I keep my complacent way I must remember somewhere out there a person died for me today. As long as there must be war, I ask and I must answer was I worth dying for?
— Eleanor Roosevelt
The giving of love is an education in itself.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
We do not have to become heroes overnight. Just a step at a time, meeting each thing that comes up, seeing it as not as dreadful as it appears, discovering that we have the strength to stare it down.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
All of life is a constant education.
— Eleanor Roosevelt

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